TheMelonCollie

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Now, don’t get me wrong here, I love my house mates, I honestly didn’t expect it to be going this well. BUT. I have a few, possibly trivial, yet endlessly annoying complaints. One for each house mate in fact.

To my lovely Chris, one of my closest friends; WASH THE F*CK UP. God dammit man! You’re the only member of this household who leaves dishes cluttering up the kitchen. GET THE HINT. I really had a go at you for this, proved how it annoyed everyone else. And you still do it?

I have to say, I’m not surprised. Love you though I do, or did, living with you has revealed several pretty big flaws in your personality.

And secondly. And TMI here, Toby. My sweet, unassuming little Toby. Why dear, do you keep leaving hairs on the toilet seat? It is BEYOND gross. Cleaning the seat every time I go to the Loo is a little bit annoying. The showers probably just as bad, but I do my hardest not to look.

But other than that, you’re not bad. And you’ve helped me realise I’m good at baking. It may be pushing it to claim that as I’ve only made cookies and flap jacks so far, but after realising pretty quick I couldn’t rely on Chris, and soon after realising Toby’s superfluous, I was astounded to found I just made cookies. PERFECT COOKIES.

Bad news kids, I’m gonna be making my own baked goods from now on, you two are dumped.

Hopefully this will extend into regular meals. I’m eating better than last year, but as I’ve just discovered I’m actually penniless, I’m gonna have to start being pretty darn frugal, and maybe use more basic ingredients. Hopefully I’ll make an actual meal, with ingredients and things, rather than just shoving something in the oven.

I’m not feeling too adventurous at the moment though, I’m feeling a little bad about buying myself so much on eBay (it was cheap dammit!) and also a little sleepy and head-achy. But I’m just dehydrated.

I’m going to leave on that note. I’m having trouble thinking of anything positive to staple onto the end of my rant. Hopefully I’ll post soon. Chow!

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